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boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

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ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

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reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

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remember this video on your deathbed

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I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism

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expecting marginalized people to stop discussing or calling out their oppressors to say “except for you” just so you can feel reassured that you’re a Good Person means you are a shitty ally, and until you realize that your feelings are not and will never be a priority in these discussions, you will remain part of the problem.

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#game of thrones


[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]

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special talents: eating while watching hannibal

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being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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I drank 9 cocaine u faggot

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