no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
[breaks down your door at 3 in the morning] do you wanna build a snowman?
Sometimes you need a cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.
lmao there it is
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life